the incorruptible Assassin-in-Chief

Mr. Ahmadi Nejad has officially become the 6^th president of the Islamic Republic. The (likely) prospect of an eventful reign for a man who views himself, most humbly, as the "nation's street sweeper," has caused much angst everywhere.

As you can see, even the country's ever-so-vigilant and battle hardened mice battalions have gone on high alert.